Surfer Joe

Down in Doheny where the surfers all go

There's a big, bleached blondie named Surfer Joe

He has a green surfboard with a woody to match

And when he's ridin' the freeways

Man, is he hard to catch! 

Surfer Joe, now look at him go

Surfer, surfer

Surfer Joe, go man go

Oh, oh oh oh Surfer Joe

I saw him one day flyin' down the road

With 26 surfboards and a hundred pound load

I knew where he was headin', tryin' to reach

The playground of the surfboarders, Doheney Beach

Surfer Joe, now look at him go

Surfer, surfer

Surfer Joe, go man go

Oh, oh oh oh Surfer Joe

He went down to Huntington Beach one week

For the annual surfers' convention meet

He was hangin' five and walkin' the nose

And when the meet was over, the trophy was Joe's

Surfer Joe, now look at him go

Surfer, surfer

Surfer Joe, go man go, 

Oh, oh oh oh Surfer Joe

OK let's go

[Interlude]

Surfer Joe joined Uncle Sam's marines today

They stationed him at Pendleton, not far away

They cut of his big blonde locks I'm told

And when he went on maneuvers Joe caught cold

Surfer Joe, now look at him go

Surfer, surfer

Surfer Joe, go man go, 

Oh surfer Joe

Oh oh, oh oh, poor Joe

Nah, now that didn't stop him or keep him away

When the surf was up he still had his day

They caught him at the trestle

Down by the sea

And now poor Joe is doing KP

Surfer Joe, now look at hime go

Surfer, surfer surfer Joe

Go man go

Oh oh oh oh Surfer Joe

Oh-huh-oh oh-huho oh-huh-o

(Poor Joe)