Year Of The Waitress

You used to always say
“Two in a row is enough, stop your crying”
Two in a row, tell me what do you know?
(It's two in a row, it's no settling though)

I always get my way 
You can never win, so why are you trying?
Spending all your time on a 199
I could wait a thousand tables but I'll never get around to you

Now my head's not right today
Coffee on my lap and you start to sway 
And put your head to the side and kept saying
“I went to the store yesterday…I got nothing!”

I always get my way
We cut you off so don't start to cry
When your order's up and your glass is still dry
But my tray is in my hand already, why don't you just let things ride?

Cause it's the year of the waitress
It's the year of the waitress
It's the year of the waitress

Well, I wish that I could stay
But you cut me off before I could say
That I had so much else left not to stray
But it's all out

I always get my way
Cut you off so don't start to cry
When your order's up and your glass is still dry
And my tray is in my hand already, never get around to you

Cause it's the year of the waitress
It's the year of the waitress
It's the year of the waitress

I always get my way
You can never win, so why are you trying?
Spending all your time on a 199
I could wait a thousand tables but I'll never get around to you

Cause it's the year of the waitress
It's the year of the waitress
Cause it's the year of the waitress
It's the year of the waitress
Well, it's the year of the waitress
It's the year of the waitress
Yeah, it's the year of the waitress