Kids Say the Darndest Things

Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they singLast night dressed up in a high heel shoes
And wearing my old hat
My four year old said
"I wanna divorce", Now where did she hear thatKids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they singLast night as I watched TV
One rushed through the door
Mommy daddy's telling someone on the phone
"Don't you call me here no more"Kids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they singBet my daddy can whip your daddy
But daddy's never home
And I think mommy's worried 'bout him
'Cause she cried all night longKids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they singYou never know what they learn at school
Or what they're thinking of
My first grader just said a four letter word
And it sure wasn't loveKids say the darndest things
Have you ever listened close to the games they play
Or the little songs they sing
Kids say the darndest things