Pipe Dreams

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I've been having crazy pipe dreams
Don't laugh
And please don't call the mental hospital staff
But I wake up in a land filled with mushrooms(what! )
Pirrana plants of doom and fireflowers in full bloom
It don't stop there (yeah)
It sound insane
But there's a princess in peril calling out my name.
Mario I don't know how she knows me though
But she's fine as hell and has an *ss like whoa!
So I run through the land
And I'm quick on the double
Dream or no dream man Toadstool is in trouble
So bring on King Koopa I'm not that impressed
I'm gonna flush out that snake like a plumber posses. (b*tch)

I am true to my claim
Fatboy plumber Mario is my name
Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash
You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche
I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap
And my blue overalls (old school like that)
My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch
I'm about to make bowser my b*tch

I've been having crazy pipe dreams
My brothers in there too
Luigi
But Luigi's a P*ssy (oooohh)
So it's up to me to save the Mushroom Kingdom
I'm goin to kick ass and chew bubblegum (what! )
I know that was lame
But when your enemies are turtles you have no shame
You have Koopa Troopas and Koopa Paratroopas
Stomp on their shells and leave them in the stoopa
Suppa duppa Mario! (magic fungas)
Make me grow double size and stomp my foes to dust
I'm quick to put a boot to a Goombas forehead
One small jump
And I'm leavin' him dead

I am true to my claim
Fatboy plumber Mario is my name
Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash
You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche
I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap
And my blue overalls (old school like that)
My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch
I'm about to make bowser my b*tch

(Yeah, who can jump the highest of the flagpole now b*tch. yeah. where's my fireworks godd*mmit)

I've been having crazy pipe dreams
I start to wonder
If this isn't a dream what kind of spell am I under
Cause it feels so real and it makes me think
When a foe makes me shrink
This isn't a dream. I'm throwin' fire better duck
I'm quick to burn a hammerbrotha motherf*cka what
(Yeah)
This has to be real this ain't no game
My worlld and their world is one of the same
I dive into the moat on the way to the castle
(Physh)
Underwater enemies are givin' me a hassle
*ssholes like luppa the squid and Cheep Cheep
But I can't stop now
I'm in too deep (yeah)

I am true to my claim
Fatboy plumber Mario is my name
Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash
You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche
I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap
And my blue overalls (old school like that)
My hands are shakimg with the fireball itch
I'm about to make bowser my b*tch

One more thing!
I've been having crazy pipe dreams
I think they're true
Im-a turn bowsers skin from green to black and blue
I've came a long way
Eh who am iI kidding,
I used warp zone to get over here
And that's where I have been
Don't you call me a cheater
I don't see you savin' the world in your stained wife beater. (yeah)
Eatin pizza and playin' nintendo for hours
Leave it to me I'm the one with super powers (tada)
Back to the story of Bowser and his grave
Beyond he fiery pit of Princesses to save
When I got there there was this midget *sshole
Sorry Mario but the princess is in another castle

I am true to my claim
Fatboy plumber Mario is my name
Collecting coins, I'm all about my cash
You know that chicks dig that bushy *ss mustasche
I grab my brown boots and my bright red cap
And my blue overalls (old school like that)
My hands are shakimg with the fire