I'm A Man

(Soft knocks at the door)

 CHONG: Who is it?

 CHEECH: It's me, Dave.  Open up, man, I got the stuff.

   (More knocks)

 CHONG: Who is it?

 CHEECH: It's me, Dave, man.  Open up, I got the stuff.

 CHONG: Who?

 CHEECH: It's, Dave, man.  Open up, I think the cops saw me come in here.

   (More knocks)

 CHONG: Who is it?

 CHEECH: It's, Dave, man.  Will you open up, I got the stuff with me.

 CHONG: Who?

 CHEECH: Dave, man.  Open up.

 CHONG: Dave?

 CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.  C'mon, man, open up, I think the cops saw me.

 CHONG: Dave's not here.

 CHEECH: No, man, I'm Dave, man.

   (Sharp knocks at the door)

 CHEECH: Hey, c'mon, man.

 CHONG: Who is it?

 CHEECH: It's Dave, man.  Will you open up?  I got the stuff with me.

 CHONG: Who?

 CHEECH: Dave, man.  Open up.

 CHONG: Dave?

 CHEECH: Yeah, Dave.

 CHONG: Dave's not here.

 CHEECH: What the hell?  No, man, I am Dave, man.  Will you...

   (More knocks)

 CHEECH: C'mon!  Open up the door, will you?  I got the stuff with me, I think the cops saw me.

 CHONG: Who is it?

 CHEECH: Oh, what the hell is it...c'mon.  Open up the door!  It's Dave!

 CHONG: Who?

 CHEECH: Dave!  D-A-V-E!  Will you open up the goddam door!

 CHONG: Dave?

 CHEECH: Yeah, Dave!

 CHONG: Dave?

 CHEECH: Right, man.  Dave.  Now will you open up the door?

 CHONG: Dave's not here.