E-Ticket Ride

Big ride
E-ticket ride.
Gettin' ready for the big dive
E-ticket jive.

Out inside is built plastic, 
I can't stand it, makes me spastic.
Well that's slapstick
And you're a keystone cop.
Ready to pop me for gettin' the drop
On the big ride.
E-ticket ride.
Gettin' ready for the big dive
E-ticket jive.

Now halfway up the freeway down from LA.
They got the hell paid two days just before May.
How the days weight so much to make it drop.
Fifteen million tocks, tickin' from their clocks.
Going down for the big ride.
E-ticket ride.
Gettin' ready for the big dive
E-ticket jive.