Hell, I Can Do That

I was flippin' through the channels
A lazy Sunday afternoon
Caught the race in Talladega
Comin' 'round lap 22When the fella in the blue car
Gave a red car a little tap
Then the rainbow colors
Went flippin' down the track
In what that announcer called
A spectacular crashAnd I thought
Well, hell, I can do that
What's the big deal?
Hit a wall in a ball of fire
Requires no steelA hundred thousand fans
Screamin' in the stands
He gets a bag full of cash
Drivin' circles and crash
Hell, I can do thatWhile they were under caution
I switched it back to the football game
My team was losin'
Coach was hangin' his head in shameThen they gave 30 to the football
And he hit the hole fast
'Tween him and the goal line
Was nothin' but the grass
And he tripped on his own two feet
Fell flat on his backAnd I said
Oh, hell, I can do that
Man, what's the big deal?
If I only wanted
A stumblin', fumblin' skillsA hundred thousand fans
Screamin' in the stands
He gets a bag full of cash
And sit out the second half
Hell, I can do thatWell, I must have dozed off
I woke up with my baby next to me
Remote in her hand
Tears in her eyes from a movie
A romantic comedy
Starring Matthew McConaugheyOh, hell, baby
I can do that
I don't see the big deal
Kiss a girl, save the world
And the monster ain't even realHe just takes off his shirt
Stuntman does the work
He gets a boat load of cash
For a quick shot of his ass
Hell, I can do thatMight need to wax my back
But, hell, I can do that