Have Another Drink

Has everybody got problems?
Yeah
Are you stuck in a dead end job?
Right
Frustrated and dissatisfied?
Are you on the edge of suicide?Terrorist bombers on the left
Fascist plots on the right
Mass destruction and homicide
Are you horrified and terrorized?
Such a shameWe've all got problems I know it
There's one thing that's for sure
There's only one cure for all your hangups
And all your depressionsHave another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
If you feel down and you're under the weather
Have another drink and you'll feel alrightHave another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
If you feelin' down and you're under the weather
Have another drink and you'll feel alrightFacts and figures, filling out forms
Reading circulars, dictating letters
Is your occupation getting to your brain?
Is there no relief like a ball and chain?There's no need to get depressed
Worrying won't make it better
There's only one consolation I can recommend
But don't take my word for it, try it for yourselfHave another drink and you'll feel alright
Have another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
Have another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alrightIf you're feeling down and you're under the weather
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
Have another drink it'll make you feel better
Have another drink and you'll feel alright
If you're feeling down and under the weather
Have another drink and you'll feel alrightHave another drink and you'll feel alright