Simon Diamond

Simon Diamond sold his soul
Changed his name by deed poll
Started out as Simon Russell
Lived his life inside a nutshellOoh ooh
Ooh oohCouldn't take the public scorn
Changed from human to plant form
Now he swapped his legs for roots
His arms and soil are in cahootsOoh ooh
Ooh oohWhat will become of Simon Diamond
Water himself can't change the climate
What will become of Simon Diamond
Water himself can't change the climateOoh ooh
Ooh oohThat'll do
(That'll do)
That'll do
(That'll do)
That'll do
(That'll do)
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