Denton, U. S. A.

You'll find happy hearts, and smiling faces 
  And tolerance for the ethnic races - in Denton 
  You'll find a rambling rose and a picket fence 
  Tenderness and innocence - in Denton 

  You'll find conference rooms 
  And a children's playground 
  Denton is a real OK town 
  Civic pride and civic duty 
  And Denton girls are 
  (wolf whistle) 
  Full of beauty 

  You may call us the goody goody two shoes 
  We're here to cheer you with the good news 
  That DENTON gets TEN 
  That's ten out of ten! 

  If you're looking for a life of leisure 
  You're going to get a whole lot to please ya 
  Again and again 
  And again and again 
  And again! 

  Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension 
  You're where the heart is, you're OK 
  Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention 
  You're the home of youth 
  You're America's truth 
  You're Denton, Denton, USA 

  This is the Mecca of America 
  The Bethlehem of the West 
  This is the birthplace of the virtuous 
  The home of happiness 

  Leisurewise, we're you will adapt 
  Enjoy your stay, have a happy holiday 
  And we'll all put Denton, Denton, on the map 

  Denton, Denton, you've got no pretension 
  You're where the heart is, you're OK 
  Denton, Denton, I'd just like to mention 
  You're the home of youth 
  You're America's truth 
  You're Denton, Denton, USA 

  Denton, Denton, you've got (clap) no pretension 
  You're (clap) where the heart is, you're OK 
  Denton, Denton, I'd just (clap) like to mention 
  You're (clap) the acceptable face 
  (clap) Of the human race 
  You're (clap) Denton, Denton, USA 

  And now for a commercial break 

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  Farley! 
  F for... 
  Flavors! 
  F for... 
  Fabulous! 
  F for... 
  Fast! 
  And F for... 
  Food! 

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  Feed and fortify families for a fabulous future 

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