The Teen Commandments

Now, these are the Teen Commandments1, stop and think
Before you drink
2, don't let your parents down
They brought you up3, be humble enough to obey
You will be giving orders yourself someday
4, at the first moment, turn away
From unclean thinking at the first moment5, don't show off driving
If you want to race, go to Indianapolis
6, choose a date who would make
A good mate7, go to church faithfully, the Creator gives you the week
Give Him back an hour
8, choose your companions carefully
You are what they are9, avoid following the crowd
Be an engine, not a caboose
10, or even better keep the original
Ten Commandments