The Hammer

Geek: ...economics, I love economics...Bully: HEY over there! Where do you think you're going?Geek: I'm gonna go home!Bully: Thought you were gonna get out of school without talking to me first?
Geek: School's over. I wanna go--Bully: I got some recollections I want to share with you.Geek: Oh, recollections on what?Bully: Let me think back on how many of your family members'
CUNTS I've licked today!Geek: Oh, how offensive!Bully: Let's see, your SISTER...Geek: Oh!Bully: ...your MOTHER...Geek: Not my mother!Bully: ...Your GRANDMOTHER...Geek: My grandmother?Bully: I dug up your GREAT GRANDMOTHER...Geek: Oh, you wouldn't!Bully: Her cunt tasted like SKELETONS!Geek: Oh, that's gross!Bully: HAHAHAHAHAGeek: HEY! How do you feel about THIS!?Bully: Oh my God! Aah!Geek: I bought this gun at lunch!!Bully Oh my God!Geek: And now I am pointing it right at your face!!I'm tired of the way you've been treating me!!And I'm not gonna take it anymore!!Bully: Please! Please! I...I...looking at your gun,
I...I'm rethinking all of my bullyism...and I...uh...
I just think if I were to get a second chance...
Geek: You can't get a second chance!! You are way too mean,
and therefore, you deserve to get capped!!
I am pulling back the...
thing that you pull back before you fire the gun!!Bully: The hammer?Geek: NOW I AM PULLING THE TRIGGER!!Bully: OH MY GOD!
YOU PULLED THE TRIGGER ON THE GUN AND THE BULLET'S
FLYING OUT OF THE GUN AT LIGHTNING SPEED! AAH!
OW! IT HIT ME IN THE HEAD!Geek: HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BULLY!? HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT!?Bully: AAH! OW! I'm dying...dying.Geek: Wait a minute, what have I done? (cries)
I'm sorry...who will I talk to now? What have I done...
what have I done?