The Great Event

Its going to happen very soon
The great event, which will end the horror
Which will end the sorrow
Next Tuesday when the sun goes downI will play the Moonlight Sonata backwards
This will reverse the effects of the worlds mad plunge
Into suffering, for the last 200 million years
What a lovely night that would beWhat a sigh of relief, as the senile robins
Become bright red again, and the retired nightingales
Pick up their dusty tails, and assert the Majesty of Creation