Twisted

My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

The way he discribed it he said 'd be better dead than alive

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along that he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought I was crazy but I'm not, oh no



My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

He said I need treatment but I'm not that easily led

He said I am t'he type that is most inclined

When out of his sight to be out of my mind

And he said I was nuts

No more ifs or ands or buts,oh no



They say as a child I appeard a littele bit Wild with all my crazy ideas

But I knew what was happening

I knew I was a genius

What's so strange when you know that you're a wizard at three

I knew that this was meant to be



Well they say little children are supposed to sleep tight

That's why I drank a fifth of vodka one night

My parents got frantic,didn't know what to do

But I saw some crazy scenes before I came to

Now do you think I was crazy

I may have been only three but I was swinging



They all laughed at A. Graham Bell

They all laughed at Edison and Einstein

Now why should I feel sorry if they just

Couldn't understand tha reason and the logic that went on in my head

I had a brain it was insane

So I just let them laugh at me when I refused to ride

On all those double decker buses

All because there was no driver on the top



My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

The way he described it he said I'd be better dead

than alive

I didn't listen to his jive

I knew all along that he was all wrong

And I knew that he thought

I was crazy but I'm not oh no



My analyst told me that I was right out of my head

But I said dear doctor I think that it's you instaed

Because I have a thing that's unique and new

It proves that I'll heve the last laugh on you

'Cause instaed of one head

I got two

And you know two heads are better than one