The Newark Airport Boogie

Shake and bake your turkey to the left
Move your doggie to the right
Move your feet into the fire
Foam at the mouth all night
Washing rinsing repeating
Until its done
And its about as much fun, baby
As being a nunHeres the time everybody breaks into song
It doesnt matter how you sing along just sing along
It doesnt matter how you turn it on just turn it on
It doesnt matter how you get it right just dont be wrongThe sheik he dont lie
He drive a Mercedes Benz
The sheik he build a big house
In Dubai for his sheik friends
The sheik sometimes he need to go
A million miles an hour
When he plays his sheik guitar solo
He soak up all the powerHeres the time everybody breaks into song
It doesnt matter how you sing along just sing along
It doesnt matter how you turn it on just turn it on
50 million screaming China men just cant be wrongOh we gonna bounce
Two times tonight
Five times tonight
Eight times tonight
10 times a nightAnd my momma say Miguel Bose
Aint the same without Bimba Bose
And the sound of the night tonight
You cant denyIts an oldie but a goodie
Its the Newark Airport BoogieMy momma say Miguel Bose
Aint the same without Bimba Bose
My momma say Miguel Bose
Aint the same without Bimba Bose
My momma say Miguel Bose
Aint the same without Bimba Bose
My momma say Miguel Bose
Aint the same without Bimba BoseEverybody stand and scream Bose! Bose!
Even though he aint got nothing going in the USA
His tight pants and his eyeliner will surely blow you away
He always kills the night in the same way night kills the dayOh we gonna bounce
Two times tonight
Five times tonight
Eight times tonight
10 times a nightAnd the sheik dont lie
Oh my my my my my
And the sheik dont lie
Oh my my my my my
And the sound of the night tonight
You cant denyIts and oldie but a goodie
Its the Newark Airport Boogie