Callin' in Sick

Im calling in sick

Im calling in sick

This is mike and im calling in sick

My leg got hurt got hit by a brick

This is mike and im calling in sick

I spent four years in the USMC

I learned how to fight 

I learned how to drink

And when i got a real job i couldnt believe

So every monday morning

This is what you'll here from me

Ive never had a job

More than minimum wage

Ive never worked an 8 hour day

And if my boss says son you gotta work late

As quick as i could say it

This is what you'd here me say



Its 9:15 and im late again

I think I'll finish that fifth of gin

Then I'll call my boss and I'll tell him again

Ill tell him that im not coming in