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Truckers entire European Union in the second week of drinking Lappeenranta.
They are not allowed in Russia, they are ready to break as tourists -
see birch, aspen, touch, hear the call of the harmonic chant.
They are willing to bribe customs in the amount of three million,
yet Finnish crowns, but soon will agree on the euro.
No one is allowed in Russia, the EU has stretched nerves.
And to leave the borders are open, but checkpoints are empty,
and customs officials around the world spend time in a dull,
they are playing checkers and backgammon and cry for Russian tourists
but to them, no one will go, we have themselves comfortable and clean.
I go through the wide streets and see happy smiling faces,
I smile back, we do not need overseas.

In the morning, I cook myself some coffee and read the news online,
not because of laziness turn on the TV, just do not have television.
& Quot; hinders the formation of opinion & quot ;, - decided in the State Duma, and passed a law
by which destroyed all the TV tower, and had internet free in every house.
I smoke on the balcony of his apartment, taken as two percent mortgage,
I think today, go to the neighbor, he added to his library -
a great expert on French philosophy, I want to borrow Michel Foucault,
neighbor will soon be back with the change, he works not far from here
a simple worker in a steel mill, and I never saw him drunk.
No, can drink two glasses of Chianti, he had loved the wine of Spain,
and now buys the Krasnodar region, they are cheaper and richer taste,
He opens a bottle of smelling the cork, and said: & quot; as well, I'm Russian ... & quot;

Soon elections, wanted to be an observer, but there is no work for observers.
No stuffing, no roundabouts, no violations, how are you not watch carefully.
Therefore, just vote and then to his wife and children back home,
there is no option not to go to the polls, I'm not all the same, what will happen to my country,
and all do not care for a long time in all elections wholly turnout,
and all referendums on Chechnya's secession, the introduction of the death penalty, the legalization of marijuana.
Neighbor steelworker prepared gazpacho, and calls us today with his wife for dinner,
I like his Fettuccine with mushrooms, gazpacho is obtained unlike worse.
But okay, well, not to offend the same neighbor, especially for dinner, invited the whole house,
we are in the yard we place the bench and get together for a large table,
and in the neighboring yard the same picture all over town, all over Russia,
our men - the most friendly, our women - the most beautiful.
Neighbor steelmaker would get a bottle of wine Krasnodar, circled them empty,
and say our mandatory toast: & quot; as well, I'm Russian & quot ;.