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At first, it was dark, and the Spirit was hovering over the water,
And then the Lord came up from light to separate the darkness,
And then he gave the land away from water,
He made the sun and the stars and the moon -
And everything went according to plan!

God planted a garden spread of animals and birds,
Designed Adam and Eve to him.
Intervene in the case as the tempter and shat managed,
All further development was awry.
If it had not been Adam would not have crucified Christ,
All would have gone differently, but it exists in God's plan!
Everything goes according to plan...

As a result of the effects of original sin
On the ground, install a completely mess
And in the era of cataclysms every third fag,
And from the sky God's children wandered to a human daughters.
Noah, of course, an alcoholic, but at least the middle,
At leisure, glues boxes of gopher wood,
Because the Lord has chosen him out of thousands of others,
He instructed in detail -
And everything went according to plan!

Abraham, having given birth to Isaac, was not ready mentally.
He is well before the Oedipus so frustrated child,
With twelve generations could not be justified
And the victim behavior provoked Rome.
Puberty - not the time to shock therapy,
but everything is going according to plan.

What multiplied Israel - is very good,
As a result, for example, it appeared Einstein
In general, a lot of useful, and if not -
We have never and will never live up to the Holocaust!
Zashuherilsya Moses in the reeds -
And everything went according to plan.

One-psalmist David was a good king,
Well, a stretch of Ezra and the Wisdom of Solomon,
And all the other enemies are those assholes,
(And Nebuchadnezzar ate grass on all fours!)
One consolation, obviously,
Everything goes according to plan.

Even when the Lord of life was not easy:
Zadolbali Pharisees and the apostles blunt,
All the yelling as catechumens, filthy overthrow Rome.
Judean province - still the gift.
All erupted like clockwork, as the prophets predicted -
On the third day he rose from the dead and appeared to Peter,
She handed him a sheep and ordered
Maw according to plan.
Everything goes according to plan!
According to the divine plan!